It's all gone a bit sh*t!

We've closed up until Covid-19 is sorted.

In the meantime why not head over to our Facebook page and see that shenanigans that are still happening on the farm! 

Your best bet is to sign up for our updates and we'll let you know once we open up again!

What are you looking for down here? Go and book a sofa you nosey thing! 

Honestly, you're not going to find anything down here!

I really wouldn't go any further!

I'm warning you!


I bet you liked that, didn't you!

You don't blindly follow the rules eh! I respect that!......

Here's something for you....

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